Hell Up In Cleveland

Politics, music, sex, art, fast cars, and miscellaneous junk. You've been warned.

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.


"someone could have a crush on you right now"

[looks at the camera like i’m on the office] [continues to look for several hours]

(via folkpun)